When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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