Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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