I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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