dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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