i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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