I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think my tv is drunk
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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