did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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