the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have tasted many bathrooms
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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