Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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