...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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