He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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