Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You work out of a Hotel?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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