i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hippo gnu deer
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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