Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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