If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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