I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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