Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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