I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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