My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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