I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize