i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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