no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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