Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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