Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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