Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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