Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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