You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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