she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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