There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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