dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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