I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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