his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He passed out mid-signature
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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