We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Pants are for mortals
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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