batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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