thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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