I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize