when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think people are normalizing furries
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Randomize
