It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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