You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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