i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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