So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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