I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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