In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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