If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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