when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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