The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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