I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
