So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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