So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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