I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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