Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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