I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.