I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.