i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is my gift to your gina
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.