I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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