You really coming over, don't trick.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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