I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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